Internal Interrogation Officer (First Class)

 

I believe you have been a bad boy.

It has come to my attention that you may be smuggling diamonds. My informant reveals that she assisted you to place condoms filled with diamonds deep inside your body. If this is true I shall find them. I have my own very special techniques in examining men very deeply and very invasively. You can hide nothing from me and I shall use all methods at my disposal.

You have been warned…